you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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