Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?