i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no