Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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