This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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