It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
