Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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