Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
only if we run a train.
done.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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