I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Your cock deserves a montage
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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