dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
