I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.