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• (323): View more from California

  She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.

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  You just said the magic words

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..

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• (650): View more from California

  I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm

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  Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia

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