But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister