Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
