I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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