Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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