halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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