? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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