a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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