you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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