According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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