I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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