1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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