If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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