Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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