Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
