Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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