I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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