I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize