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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick

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(813): from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick http://tfl.nu/923d

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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.

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(314): My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work. http://tfl.nu/vmme

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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"

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(201): my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that" http://tfl.nu/nqkj

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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.

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(412): Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life. http://tfl.nu/15a6

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(607): View more from New York

haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.

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(607): haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook. http://tfl.nu/7oed

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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife

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i mean you met him at the daytona 500

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(678): found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife (404): i mean you met him at the daytona 500 http://tfl.nu/ydp4

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(513): View more from Ohio

You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.

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(513): You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm. http://tfl.nu/60sn

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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me

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(201): They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me http://tfl.nu/zcpa

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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.

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(218): all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly. http://tfl.nu/l2e8

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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.

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(406): I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name. http://tfl.nu/y6iz

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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.

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(646): Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around. http://tfl.nu/mt6p

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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.

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(416): Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights. http://tfl.nu/9jzc

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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame

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(979): I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame http://tfl.nu/e04c

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.

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(317): Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over. http://tfl.nu/42be

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(647): View more from Ontario

I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you

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Is that a sex thing?

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(647): I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you (289): Is that a sex thing? http://tfl.nu/v8ys

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