i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.