how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
