Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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