Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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