Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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