And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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