"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.