I murdered the dance floor call the cops
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch