It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.