if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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