just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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