idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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