Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I didn't notice because vodka
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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