Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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