Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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