she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.