Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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