Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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