can we get nightvision for the apartment?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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