Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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