office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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