you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
handjob tips. give me some.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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