we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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