Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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