hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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