He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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