I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
