I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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