i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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