Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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