just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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